Joey Malvagita

godless. caffeinated. zombie


Denver, CO
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So far today, I’ve:

• seen the sunrise
• driven in the mountains
• made friends with a dog
• had a butterfly on my hand

#todaydoesntsuck

I need a big ass Asian food festival.

I’d call it Woktoberfest.

I totally screen capped your snapchat because what the fuck ever I wanted to.

There are so many bugs crawling on you right now.

There’s so much dog hair in my beard.

that bitch looks like a monkey.

for real.

I just said the words, “no one recognizes or appreciates a properly done full Windsor”.

I’m a little sad.

#tuesday

There’s a goddamned Dollar Tree in every strip mall in every neighborhood…

until I fucking need one.

Having lunch alone and Careless Whispers comes on…

#guiltyfeet