I asked a hippie a question.
How do you turn it off? Where is the snooze button? I need a hackysack to throw at him.
It’s not important why I am in the parking lot of a police station.
I’m more concerned with my urge to jerk off in the car while I wait.
They prefer to be called “engineers”.
There is a man at this truck stop wearing a jean skirt and a fuchsia blouse with pink sketchers.
He’s not even trying. #gohome