Joey Malvagita

godless. caffeinated. zombie


Denver, CO
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I wish there was an easy way to reply to replies from the mobile app.

I’d have all kinds of shit to talk infinitelosersonline

I’m on my second bottle of coffee.

Today is kinda slow.

I just made friends with this giant St Bernard. #todaydoesntsuck

I’m not sure which is worse.

Dude in the Eclipse bumpin dubstep.

or

The girl in the Jetta having a srs moment to Evanescence.

#traffic

It’s 10am and I’m covered in glitter. Fuck, this is never gonna come off.

DON’T BE SCARED, LITTLE GUY.

I’M REALLY VERY NICE.

GIMME A CHANCE.

Weird Asian guy on the train keeps laughing at something on his phone then looks around smiling. Till he sees me.

I WANNA BE YOUR FRIEND!

Unless you actively have someone putting their face between your legs,

go ahead and grow your pubes out.

It’s like a furry little pet.

I get the same emotional response from someone “poking” me on Facebook as I would about someone farting on my breakfast.