Joey Malvagita

godless. caffeinated. zombie


Denver, CO
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Under all that beard, you have a baby face. And you’re a total pussy.

If you’re wearing white sunglasses, it’s pretty much guaranteed that you’re going to do something really obnoxious to piss me off.

Gay dogs.

I’m simply astounded by how many men don’t understand dress shirts.

I kinda wished I’d paid more attention when she was trying to teach me to make french toast. That’s sounds good right now.

Sometimes I see really ugly people and I start to panic. “Do I look that hideous too?”

This is why I drink booze.

Strawberry Diet Dr Pepper is both gross and awesome.

When 20-somethings use terms like “old soul”, I have a hard time restraining my laughter.

Girl next to me on the train is wearing white sunglasses and listening to poorly produced hip hop at full volume on a zune.

Is it really that goddamned difficult to make iced coffee?

DON’T PUT HOT COFFEE ON ICE, YOU FUCKING IDIOTS.

sorry. venting.