Joey Malvagita

godless. caffeinated. zombie


Denver, CO
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Is it really that goddamned difficult to make iced coffee?

DON’T PUT HOT COFFEE ON ICE, YOU FUCKING IDIOTS.

sorry. venting.

I want to change my name to something really cool, like Horatio.

Horatio Manjoos

Sometimes, I really enjoy a bucket of crappy overcooked hazelnut flavored coffee from a corner store.

Why the fuck would you park so close to me you can’t get your fat ass out, without bangin your door into mine? You see me sitting here. #gfy

sorryimnotyourkindofp3rf3ct:

durkin62:

watchoutboy:

OH MY GOD WHY, WHY DO YOU DO THIS ON A SITE WITH 13 YEAR OLDS WHO WILL ACTUALLY TRY THIS, STOP

Natural selection.

earthtojordin

(via murmurfromtheruins)

Trying to clean my closet, 2hrs later:

• rebuilt a camera
• sorted random coins by year
• apparently I collect buttons
• and shoelaces

This bag of pizza rolls says “family” size, but let’s be honest, they meant “lonely” size.

This is an elegantly articulated post about how stupid I think something is.

at Voodoo Doughnut Mile High

Nerds like me get drunk and have long detailed conversations about automotive engineering.

See also: web design, philosophy, and marketing