Just watched an old dude slap his old wife’s ass.
She did that awkward little skip, turned and blushed at him.
Old people are gross.
I don’t usually get “the Mondays”,because fuck that shit, but today is starting really rough.
Gonna do everything I can to make it better.
No surprise that the smell of axe body spray and cheap hair gel belongs to the bro in a popped collar polo and neon wayfarers. #saturday
Last night, I had one of those dreams where I wake up in the back seat of a moving car that no one is driving.