Joey Malvagita

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I haven’t made an omelette in a while…

Fuck yeah, tiny “fancy” plastic forks. Now I can pretend I’m a gentle giant when I eat dinner.

I have more plates spinning than poles to balance them on.

#RRoD

Asker Anonymous Asks:
Hey, what's up with the whole "666", "hail satan" tags on your posts? I thought this blog was founded on christian values. I'm afraid I can no longer follow your blog. I thought you were a saint. I thought you were a clean, sparkling, little peaceful unicorn just bouncing around delivering rainbows everywhere you went.
joeymalvagita joeymalvagita Said:

what the fuck are “christian values”?

i am a very large sparkling unicorn.

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Evolution Of The Kill - Memorize You

Alright fuckers… this video has ALMOST 2000 views. 

Make it happen.

(via fuckingdelicate)

I made fajitas.

There were no casualties.
#fuckyeah

I’d like to give a quick shoutout to autocorrect for knowing that I was actually trying to spell “brouhaha”.

hi5!

On this morning’s edition of “the thing sitting across from me”…

soooo…
this is a thing now. guess I should learn to play it.