godless. caffeinated. zombie
this fuckin’ guy right here
Just watched a phone with actual buttons being used.
32oz bucket of coffee.
Apparently I respond to stress by making an adult lunchable, drinking a bucket of ice coffee, and watching Rocky IV.
New Balance are the shoes of choice for people who have given up.
I watched the news for 5min.
I now know everything about Ebola.
This is it. This is how the zombie apocalahhhggrrghhf
I want to rant about how ridiculous Adele lyrics are… but I’m all alone at the Whole Foods deli surrounded by yoga pants an uggs.
I love insulting tiny men,
what the fuck are they gonna do about it?
half empty train
I’m singing Morriissey songs in the Rammstein voice.