Joey Malvagita

godless. caffeinated. zombie

Denver, CO


I asked a hippie a question.

How do you turn it off? Where is the snooze button? I need a hackysack to throw at him.

I feel bad for balding guys.

My hair is fucking amazing.

It’s not important why I am in the parking lot of a police station.

I’m more concerned with my urge to jerk off in the car while I wait.

but aliens created us bro
joeymalvagita joeymalvagita Said:

They prefer to be called “engineers”.

at Downtown Denver

"The only thing I know is this: I am full of wounds and still standing on my feet." – Nikos Kazantzakis

I loaned a man my umbrella.

He gave it back unfurled.

It’s ok to hate him, right?

There is a man at this truck stop wearing a jean skirt and a fuchsia blouse with pink sketchers.

He’s not even trying. #gohome

I finally listened to Lana Del Rey.

I’m mad at all of you.

Stop it.

Not giving a fuck is the new not giving a fuck about what the new not giving a fuck is.