Everyone with an internet connection has willingly seen way more gay porn than they’d ever actually admit to.
infinitelosersonline asked: you talking about real life or some Hollywood stuff? cuz im ready sucka!!! XD
You know what’s missing from my life right now? That’s right. An epic ninja battle.
Anonymous asked: Anonymous? I have a habit of annoying people and I don't want you to get so irritated with me that you unfollow me.
My booze is especially delicious tonight.
In the two years i have had this blog, I’ve: lost 2000+ followers (haters) received 5000+ personal(unposted) messages received one random nude pic (ohrly o_O) 1200+ posts have been moved or deleted made dozens of real friends who i would travel the globe to visit never posted a single piece of hatemail (there’s been a lot of it) lost 26lbs learned to cook
Sometimes when I’m doing mundane tasks, I’ll sing songs about it. Occasionally, I pause and imagine Nate Dogg is singing the hook.
Anonymous asked: I'm sticking around because I know this blog is going somewhere. Someday we are all going to see nude pics in our dashes and we'll recall the times when this blog used to be so innocent, occasionally a rant about a band or two, but for the most part clean. We'll wonder who on earth this Joey get to this point in his life.
chubbybunnyjennnaa replied to your post: I’m certain that someday, I’ll meet a person whose… Like that guy off American horror story lol i think you mean Tate. But close enough.
Anonymous asked: Unfollow you? Nah! You've actually treated me quite well.
foxtrotheathen replied to your post: I hate Queen. Bicycle is one of the stupidest… You can’t get rid of me ever!!!!!! And for that I am thankful. Know that I will always love and appreciate you and Mr. Heathen. benztripp replied to your post: I hate Queen. Bicycle is one of the stupidest… I’m here to stay. We’ll just pretend this moment never happened and go out for ice cream and...
infinitelosersonline asked: yes yes, they hates you, I hate you, everyone hates you, now go to sleep in your own ugliness. *closes the box XD
Losing followers is honestly just as much fun as gaining them. Anyone willing to unfollow me over some silly shit, shouldn’t be here anyway. ❤
I hate Queen. Bicycle is one of the stupidest songs ever. Fuck you, unfollow me.
I’m certain that someday, I’ll meet a person whose real name is Taint. I cannot guarantee I’ll be mature enough to not laugh about it.
I will always regret having had to turn down the role of Spicy Italian in ‘Cocktoberfest: The Ultimate Sausage Party III’
For some dumb reason, I’m sick. So now I’m going to attempt to sterilize my blood with vodka. Wish me luck.
Anonymous asked: Okay so every time I lose a follower, I panic and check to make sure you didn't unfollow me. You're awesome and very attractive and I like your perspective of things. That is all. Good day.
Anonymous asked: Because I'm shy, haha.
Anonymous asked: You're so sexy. Fuck.
Lincoln was the 5th president. He built the Underground Railroad out of cooper, that’s why there’s tunnels in the mountains named after him.
Put garlic on everything!
I’m pretty sure I could rock a side pony and still be cute.
infinitelosersonline asked: Man, are you done with that yet? hurry and put some Metallica on. XD lol!
No, I never get tired of listening to The Breakfast Club soundtrack. Wang Chung is awesome.
It is Wednesday, right?
You know what goes great with plain Greek yogurt? That’s right… A handful of goddamn cookies.
There’s not enough porn on my dash and my inbox is empty.