me: do you know what cannibalism is?
my boss: yes, gross. why?
me: do you know what necrophilia is?
my boss: sick. why are you asking me this crap?
me: i was just wondering if eating out a dead chick would be cannibalism or necrophilia.
my boss: there is something wrong with you.
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