September 2011
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Sep 29th
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Sep 29th
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Sep 23rd
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me: do you know what cannibalism is?
my boss: yes, gross. why?
me: do you know what necrophilia is?
my boss: sick. why are you asking me this crap?
me: i was just wondering if eating out a dead chick would be cannibalism or necrophilia.
my boss: there is something wrong with you.
Sep 22nd
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“You’re allowed to believe in a god. You’re allowed to believe unicorns live in...”
– Matthew Schultz (via theperplexedobserver)
Sep 17th
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Sep 12th
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“You are a punctuation mark in the novel of existence. Without your seeming...”
– Joey Malvagita
Sep 9th
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August 2011
2 posts
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Aug 31st
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Aug 6th
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June 2011
2 posts
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Jun 24th
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Jun 23rd
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