voluptuousatheist-deactivated20 asked: Tag, you’re it! Here are the rules: Each tagged person must post ten things about themselves. You have to choose and tag ten people. Go to their blogs and tell them you tagged them. No tagging back. :)
Social Distortion - Ball and Chain
Anonymous asked: you're always askin for questions and stuff. does anybody EVER ask you anything?
Dear Canada, Happy Boxing Day. ❤
Gary Jules - Mad World
someone in North Dakota seems to dig my blog. that’s cool. pop in and say hi sometime.
The Smashing Pumpkins - Landslide
everyone I know has a certain song that is constantly stuck in their head, even when all the other songs have gone unstuck. mine is Mexican Radio what’s yours?
take a nap in the evening. wake up with an erection. is it still morningwood?
ok, so the most popular thing in my inbox right now is, “what’s this nonsense about a new blog?” followed almost immediately by “but you suck at this one”. yeah, we’ll I’m working on that. I’ve got a ton of stuff on the project board right now and the means don’t justify the ends just yet. anyway, so in about two weeks I’ll fire up...
just randomly unfollowing people they probably don’t follow me and won’t notice anyway
updates and random crap
so christmas is right there, staring me in the face. just a few more days. did I buy enough gifts? did I buy the right gifts? and oh holy fuck did I put the right names on the right boxes. I’d hate to give a 9yo a waterproof electric shaver and his mom a box of Baku-Poké-Yugi-mon whatever’s. I’m planning to start a self improvement blog. oh yeah, one of those. I know....
Anonymous asked: Where are you from?
me1: oooh you know what would be awesome right about now?
me2: um, pistachio i cream?
me1: well that would be awesome, but no... i was gonna say
me1: yeah, i was gonna say questions. i hate when you interrupt
me2: is it really interrupting if you are talking to yourself? or to myself. whichever.
me1: that's a damn good question. but that's not what i had in mind
me2: odd. there was that one time you asked yourself a bunch of rude questions in anon
me1: what? i never did that.
me2: oh right that was me. i did that. but i'm sorry what were you gonna say?
me1: questions. comments. concerns. in my inbox. or email.
me2: you are such an attentionwhore.
me1: no, i am not. but answering odd questions from weirdos...
me2: from who?
me1: from strangers in strange lands. yes, i'll try to be more sensitive
me2: good. ok, so you were saying you wanted some attention. you big baby.
me1: right. wait... i am not a baby.
me2: did your mother not give you any love?
me1: stfu, you know that answer to that. you were my only friend(s) growing up.
me2: that's fucking tragic. we need to get you out of the house more often.
me1: see, this is why i wanna talk to someone else. you are a jerk.
I’m awestruck by the people who visit my blog daily, or go through it all the way to the very last page… and don’t follow me, like anything or message me. (it’s just awkward)
Anonymous asked: How old are you?