when was the last time you ate pringles?
I crushed some up and sprinkled it on my cheeseburger pizza earlier this evening. AMERICA, fuck yeah!
April 2012
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March 2012
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The Fall
The Fall - JML and CODi (@JMLandCODi)
What is your favorite color?
Hmmm… Well, my favorite color, the color I most like looking at and that makes me happy and calm and all that is orchid (#DA70D6).
But you’ll most often find me wearing black and earth tone colors like brown and drab, and olive/army green. And red. I own a crazy amount of red tshirts and I have no idea why.
Beautiful In Red - Evolution Of The Kill (Nordmach Remix)
Beautiful In Red - Evolution Of The Kill [@EotK] (@Nordmach Remix)
Not to be awkward, but I think you're hot. Just sayin :/
The very first thought that ran through my head was:
“you must be fucking with me, I look like the Toxic Avenger”
But then, I started thinking about why you would be apprehensive about telling me. Is it our age difference? I could totally be your daddy. Shush. Is it our racial differences? You are clearly all kinds of white and I am a bit of dark meat. Rawr. Oh wait… it’s because I am straight and you are, not.
I tried for an hour to write this long ass essay on how that kinda shit is just wrong. But I am not really smart enough to craft the letter that will change the way people think. All I can really do is thank you.
Thank you for a wonderful compliment. It brightened by already beautiful day.
I appreciate you more than I can ever express.
OMG you guys…. (that’s sarcasm, i don’t really talk like a little bitch)
so i just checked my site statistics. specifically my keywords. now some of you may already know that this tends to yield some interesting results. well, as of today, one of my most popular and commonly returned keyword(s) is “toss my salad”.
TOSS MY SALAD
this is almost as good as “fucking delicate” which i was as proud of as a father seeing off their child to Harvard.
now speaking of keywords, apparently i am a really popular destination for “daryl dixon” and “kim mcguire” too. beats the fuck out of me. i still haven’t really figured out SEO.
i changed my tumblr name let me know if you like it i dont wanna be quinn anymore
it’s totally dope now. don’t change back. fuck Quinn. this is the new shit. Rock on ChillBro Baggins. who I assume is not at all related to Zack Baggins the ghost show guy.
much love. ♥
2 egg garden omelette- mushrooms, onion, garlic, tomatoes, spinach, mild cheddar and fresh dill. And bacon. :) Your denver cafe sounds heavenly!
that sounds fantastic.
brb, i am gonna go make some eggos and cry a little.
holaaaa
hola, como estas?
yo, my spanish sucks. unless i am trying to get in a fight. then my cholo comes out.
Mornin’ Joey! :) I’m cooking. What’s your perfect breakfast?
well…
that would have to be spinach and grilled chicken wrapped in a “crepes” style omelet made from the whites only, smothered in a creamy hollandaise sauce.
i haven’t had that in forever. little cafe back in Denver. mmm
ok, your turn… what ya got cookin over there?
in case you missed it the first 500 times…
follow me on twitter @joeymalvagita
chat me up on skype “joey.malvagita”
in case you missed it the first 500 times…
follow me on twitter @joeymalvagita
chat me up on skype “joey.malvagita”
ahhh…
that’s better. when i had had time before and changed my theme, i was messing around with some stuff and used my tag as the test for the features. wow, that had to make me look like and ego-maniacal fuckhead. oh well. anyway, i changed that to my sotd tag. so now its like a playlist on my page. why does that matter? because honestly i have fucking awesome taste in music. if you dont really agree with me or if there is something else you want me to check out, use the submit button. i am totally down to check out new stuff.
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