Joey Malvagita

I used to get a lot of hate mail, it was awful.

i used to get a lot of hatemail last summer when i was posting mostly atheist stuff. tons of anon stupidity about how i was going to hell and offers to educate me about jesus.

i simply refuse to reply to or post that shit. probably why i am not very popular. i don’t perpetuate drama.

i haven’t gotten much mail of any sort in about six months.  

pretty convinced all my followers have abandoned their accounts. 

nohetero:

whenever I get a message I think oooohh I hope it’s hatemail and then when it isn’t I’m disappointed :c

or dirty stuff. that’d be cool too.

tumblr doesn’t notify me of shit anymore.

plenty-o-heathen:

nameyourgod:

but I don’t understand why porn/NSFW blogs bother to follow me.

Just sayin’.

As you were.

I don’t get it either!!! Drives me nuts! I am not providing material AND I make it clear I won’t follow back.

Add to this: thinspo, doms and subs, and clown lovers..

Just kidding.. Nobody loves clowns

I love when porn blogs follow me. And Clown blogs. And food blogs.

I don’t get why republican, christian, and other fundamentalist blogs follow me.

viva la smut!

tichondrius:

i am constantly reblogging sad things to my porn blog and porn to my personal blog on accident

this is relevant

luckily, no one pays that much attention to me

Cigars and Coffee

busy busy busy. 

since i’ve been back home i haven’t had a lot of time for posting things, hopefully i’ll get it together soon. you’ve got to be sick of my vanity posts from instagram by now. 

anyway, you should submit stuff for me to play with or ask/tell me whatever. 

i will respond as soon as i have time to give your submissions my full attention ;)

love you, miss you. 

-joey

Where the fuck is Joey Malvagita?

OK,  I recently moved the outta Kansas and I am now back in my glorious hometown of Denver, CO. The circumstances of the move have me feeling a bit saddened and empty but, I am doing my best to pick up and move on. 

So for the last week or two I have been dealing with a life of chaos and severe stress, not the cool kinda stress that makes you awesome. The shitty kinda stress that makes you wanna go play in traffic. 

Anyway… so I am back in the foothills getting ready to kick some ass. You guys are gonna get to watch me do all kinds of stupid shit. 

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So what the fuck have you guys been up to? did you miss me?

send me messages. send me pics. send me lots of naked pics(shut up, i’m single now),  get in my box!

morningwood

my ask box is fuckin empty…

I’ve been too busy to make shit up. how about you gimme something to talk about?