godless. caffeinated. zombieFind me on ☆ Instagram ☆ Twitter ☆ Facebook ☆ Kik ☆ Snapchattagged: grotesquevanity Denver, CO Rendered: var _gaq = _gaq || []; _gaq.push(['_setAccount', 'UA-23063432-1']); _gaq.push(['_trackPageview']); (function() { var ga = document.createElement('script'); ga.type = 'text/javascript'; ga.async = true; ga.src = ('https:' == document.location.protocol ? 'https://ssl' : 'http://www') + '.google-analytics.com/ga.js'; var s = document.getElementsByTagName('script')[0]; s.parentNode.insertBefore(ga, s); })(); var sc_project=6843854; var sc_invisible=0; var sc_security="20778ba3"; var sc_text=1; Tumblr (3.0; @joeymalvagita)http://joeymalvagita.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5a3c62fd3c0dc02d9300a5dde19320b9/tumblr_mndlt3OBSJ1qfeud1o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Colorado will always be home. This is why.</p>http://joeymalvagita.tumblr.com/post/51336466777http://joeymalvagita.tumblr.com/post/51336466777Sat, 25 May 2013 17:43:51 -0500<p>Everyone with an internet connection has willingly seen way more gay porn than they&#8217;d ever actually admit to.</p>http://joeymalvagita.tumblr.com/post/51242418538http://joeymalvagita.tumblr.com/post/51242418538Fri, 24 May 2013 14:29:07 -0500<p>seems reasonable that I’d be into fighting a dozen ninjas. </p> <p>and wouldn’t even spill my drink</p>http://joeymalvagita.tumblr.com/post/51125292105http://joeymalvagita.tumblr.com/post/51125292105Wed, 22 May 2013 22:52:08 -0500<p>You know what&#8217;s missing from my life right now?</p> <p>That&#8217;s right. </p> <p>An epic ninja battle.</p>http://joeymalvagita.tumblr.com/post/51119744703http://joeymalvagita.tumblr.com/post/51119744703Wed, 22 May 2013 21:36:13 -0500gfy<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/45fe22148914a3bda84337e50cca7233/tumblr_mn2rvbiWQN1rnv3jyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://joeymalvagita.tumblr.com/post/50877862387http://joeymalvagita.tumblr.com/post/50877862387Sun, 19 May 2013 21:56:45 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9380276c016cc75ead3e71ae537b2462/tumblr_mn123iTgY71rnv3jyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://evolutionofthekill.tumblr.com/post/50786083894/kiss-it-goodbye" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">evolutionofthekill</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Kiss it goodbye.</p></blockquote>http://joeymalvagita.tumblr.com/post/50877853370http://joeymalvagita.tumblr.com/post/50877853370Sun, 19 May 2013 21:56:38 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2f5481d34d6e4b7bea4bfa0951e39ff4/tumblr_mn0bfo11Ne1rnv3jyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://evolutionofthekill.tumblr.com/post/50746136194/take-me-anywhere-but-home" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">evolutionofthekill</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Take me anywhere but home.</p></blockquote>http://joeymalvagita.tumblr.com/post/50877844930http://joeymalvagita.tumblr.com/post/50877844930Sun, 19 May 2013 21:56:32 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/31d605e8797be3aaa4416352b5bec884/tumblr_mmyomn8orR1qhp09eo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://joeymalvagita.tumblr.com/post/50877835751http://joeymalvagita.tumblr.com/post/50877835751Sun, 19 May 2013 21:56:25 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e179ce86c8d99da7e6ee0506312fd89b/tumblr_mmyog5BKmb1rnv3jyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://evolutionofthekill.tumblr.com/post/50676064618/and-we-fall-apart" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">evolutionofthekill</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>And we fall apart… </p></blockquote>http://joeymalvagita.tumblr.com/post/50877828963http://joeymalvagita.tumblr.com/post/50877828963Sun, 19 May 2013 21:56:19 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5a3c9a695d428264654706f09f748bcf/tumblr_mmxrmpvIwY1rnv3jyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://joeymalvagita.tumblr.com/post/50877821028http://joeymalvagita.tumblr.com/post/50877821028Sun, 19 May 2013 21:56:13 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ab606ca9368091bc7367e4112bf50a89/tumblr_mn170o8uKQ1qfeud1o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Charlie doesn’t understand why Daddy had to buy the special man soap.</p>http://joeymalvagita.tumblr.com/post/50792688314http://joeymalvagita.tumblr.com/post/50792688314Sun, 19 May 2013 00:53:12 -0500<p>how unfortunate. </p> <p>I suppose we’ll never know unless we try.</p>http://joeymalvagita.tumblr.com/post/50680070864http://joeymalvagita.tumblr.com/post/50680070864Fri, 17 May 2013 17:13:10 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/71c14d966e1585cc6c541921cdd31c76/tumblr_mmymzaE4SQ1qfeud1o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Perfectest. </p> <p>Yeah, I got poetical about bacon.</p>http://joeymalvagita.tumblr.com/post/50673835688http://joeymalvagita.tumblr.com/post/50673835688Fri, 17 May 2013 15:45:10 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/bd9ce75a473ee92fedfc3ff5b1c5916f/tumblr_mmyfq6EX5D1qfeud1o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I put a spice rub on some bacon… ‘bout to fuck something up.</p>http://joeymalvagita.tumblr.com/post/50664116165http://joeymalvagita.tumblr.com/post/50664116165Fri, 17 May 2013 13:08:30 -0500<p>My booze is especially delicious tonight.</p>http://joeymalvagita.tumblr.com/post/50638199384http://joeymalvagita.tumblr.com/post/50638199384Fri, 17 May 2013 01:42:55 -0500<p>In the two years i have had this blog, I&#8217;ve:</p> <ul><li>lost 2000+ followers (haters)</li> <li>received 5000+ personal(unposted) messages </li> <li>received one random nude pic (ohrly o_O)</li> <li>1200+ posts have been moved or deleted </li> <li>made dozens of real friends who i would travel the globe to visit</li> <li>never posted a single piece of hatemail (there&#8217;s been a lot of it)</li> <li>lost 26lbs</li> <li>learned to cook</li> </ul>http://joeymalvagita.tumblr.com/post/50635904192http://joeymalvagita.tumblr.com/post/50635904192Fri, 17 May 2013 00:44:09 -0500personal<p>Sometimes when I&#8217;m doing mundane tasks, I&#8217;ll sing songs about it. </p> <p>Occasionally, I pause and imagine Nate Dogg is singing the hook.</p>http://joeymalvagita.tumblr.com/post/50632543528http://joeymalvagita.tumblr.com/post/50632543528Thu, 16 May 2013 23:35:01 -0500<iframe src="https://w.soundcloud.com/player/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fapi.soundcloud.com%2Ftracks%2F83030044&liking=false&sharing=false&origin=tumblr" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" class="soundcloud_audio_player" width="500" height="116"></iframe><br/><br/><p><a href="http://evolutionofthekill.tumblr.com/post/50624756959/this-real-love-love-its-divided-me-in-two" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">evolutionofthekill</a>:</p> <blockquote><p class="p1">this real love, love<br/><span>it’s divided me in two<br/></span><span>because time starts and stops with you, love</span><span> <br/></span><span>days come and go around you, love<br/></span><span>so there’s with you and there’s waiting<br/></span><span>the way most people live by<br/></span><span>sleeping and waking<br/></span><span>and i don’t mind this living, love<br/></span><span>forever is just starting, love</span></p></blockquote>http://joeymalvagita.tumblr.com/post/50626245476http://joeymalvagita.tumblr.com/post/50626245476Thu, 16 May 2013 21:58:35 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a97ed65070c5b800f85743af85b56a3d/tumblr_mmx8bmmIxV1rnv3jyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://evolutionofthekill.tumblr.com/post/50624106730/sleeping-and-waking-with-you-love" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">evolutionofthekill</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>“Sleeping and waking with you, love.”</p></blockquote>http://joeymalvagita.tumblr.com/post/50626103304http://joeymalvagita.tumblr.com/post/50626103304Thu, 16 May 2013 21:56:41 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5c8c9cf3ecc82311d382500cdfc6ead4/tumblr_mmwu4kjage1qfeud1o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>No, it’s cool, just put that anywhere…</p>http://joeymalvagita.tumblr.com/post/50601491709http://joeymalvagita.tumblr.com/post/50601491709Thu, 16 May 2013 16:24:20 -0500